When I was but a child, I, like all children, had big dreams. Dreams of what my life would look like when I became an adult. Dreams of what my occupation would be (fuck, and my current job was not it). Dreams of what I would contribute to the world (turns out, not much!). Such dreams!

This post is not about those dreams.

Gotcha!

Everyone talks about what they wanted to be when they were children and teenagers. Me? I want to tell you what I never dreamed of being. Well, as far as occupations go, at least. I’m not trying to give myself an existential crisis by going too deep!

Not tonight, anyway!

5 Occupations I NEVER Wanted To Have

(as told in gifs)

I may have wanted to be a storm chaser, though.

Siemelle

p.s. No “may” about it, I totally wanted to chase tornadoes

p.p.s. Still kind of do!