I don’t have words tonight!

Let’s just get right to the report cards.

Beast (2022)

Story – B

Acting – A

Atmosphere – A+

Rewatchability – C+

Historical Importance – D

Pitch Black (2000)

Story – C-

Acting – C

Atmosphere – A

Rewatchability – C

Historical Importance – F

Clown in a Cornfield (2025)

Story – B-

Acting – B-

Atmosphere – B

Rewatchability – B-

Historical Importance – F

47 Meters Down (2017)

Story – C-

Acting – D

Atmosphere – B+

Rewatchability – D

Historical Importance – F

You’ve Got Mail (1998)

Story – A+

Acting – A+

Atmosphere – B+

Rewatchability – A+

Historical Importance – B-

As Good as it Gets (1997)

Story – B

Acting – A+

Atmosphere – C

Rewatchability – C+

Historical Importance – D