All Fauxn Up

She, like everyone else, is only pretending to know what she's doing

Category: Prompts

  • I will start off by saying that I don’t have any tattoos. It’s not something I, personally, would want to do because I’m fairly certain the needle would come two inches away from my skin, and I’d probably vomit. Now, if I had to get a tattoo right now? It…

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  • It would be a place where it mostly rains, and the sun doesn’t offend me. It would be in the suburbs, but definitely close to a big city with independent bookstores, a theater, and high-quality food. Where access to healthcare is stable. Where there is relatively low crime. Or…. ….you…

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  • I would instantly master the art of book theft. Thievary? Stealing books. I would be a master book stealer. They would call me the B&N Bandit. Why? I think you know.

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  • Retail. Since it would only be for one day (i.e., no commitments and I have my regular job to go back to), I would love to work retail and be the one to declare, “The customer is not always right, and you’re also kinda dumb and horrible.” Tell me that…

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  • Books. All of them. Well, most of them Watching YouTube Clocking out of work at the end of my shift I think I can put this blog on the list. I’ve definitely been enjoying my time here Tylenol. Life Saver I had planned to write something today, but this weekend…

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  • The correct answer is: none. There isn’t a job I would do for free. Now, there are occupations I would do even if they didn’t pay handsomely. Absolutely! Especially if they were jobs I, honestly, enjoyed. Sometimes, being in a low-stress position where something meaningful is happening, or even not…

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  • She regrets to inform those who find themselves on her blog that she is unable to divulge the directives given to her by the others.

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