All Fauxn Up

She, like everyone else, is only pretending to know what she's doing

Category: Prompts

  • I would instantly master the art of book theft. Thievary? Stealing books. I would be a master book stealer. They would call me the B&N Bandit. Why? I think you know.

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  • Retail. Since it would only be for one day (i.e., no commitments and I have my regular job to go back to), I would love to work retail and be the one to declare, “The customer is not always right, and you’re also kinda dumb and horrible.” Tell me that…

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  • I had planned to write something today, but this weekend has depleted my energy. Saturday, I spent hours on my feet, bending, crouching, etc., scrubbing walls and floors. Today, I had to run some errands, so I was on my feet for hours once again. “But Siemelle,” you’re saying, “you…

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  • The correct answer is: none. There isn’t a job I would do for free. Now, there are occupations I would do even if they didn’t pay handsomely. Absolutely! Especially if they were jobs I, honestly, enjoyed. Sometimes, being in a low-stress position where something meaningful is happening, or even not…

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  • She regrets to inform those who find themselves on her blog that she is unable to divulge the directives given to her by the others.

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