All Fauxn Up

She, like everyone else, is only pretending to know what she's doing

  • This one hurt.

    Like so many people, my history with Tim Curry is a long one that began when I was a child, with films like Annie (1982) and The Worst Witch (1986). I branched out into other films like The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975), Clue (1985), and The Three Musketeers (1993). Maybe not necessarily in that order because I was consuming inappropriate material pretty early, but (point being) I have a long history with this individual who, honestly, doesn’t really have an equal for me. Any movie that he was in, he made better. He was a uniquely gifted man. He was one of those actors who didn’t just act the part; he embodied everything about the character he was playing until all you saw was that character.

    There aren’t too many celebrities that I will genuinely mourn. There are those that I will feel bad about being gone from this world, taking their light with them. Naturally, though, there are those that are going to hurt a lot more, and Tim is one of them. His performances shaped me growing up. There is a part of who he was in my personality.

    It’s probably sappy and/or cliché to say these things, but they are true.

    I hope he’s resting easy.

    Siemelle

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    Runtime: 1 hr 47 min

    Starring: Jerry Lewis, Stella Stevens, and Del Moore

    Director: Jerry Lewis

    I thought I knew things. I thought I knew that Jerry Lewis was only capable of portraying goofy, bumbling characters. Never mind that I think I’ve only ever seen him in one other movie before watching this one. Never mind that I often heard jokes growing up centered around French individuals believing Mr. Lewis to be a comedic genius (somehow insinuating that he wasn’t). See, I thought I knew. Apparently, though, I know nothing at all, because how did he go from this:

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    To this:

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    So seamlessly, unexpectedly, and damn impressively convincing?

    In case you’re wondering, my friends, this post didn’t come out of nowhere. No, The Nutty Professor (1963) is Jekyll & Hyde adjacent. You have the less-than-popular, often mocked professor experimenting with chemicals to make himself into a suave, confident, and somewhat asshole version of himself. For real, kind of an asshole, but also fascinating. That is really the only part of the Jekyll & Hyde formula (ha! get it?) that this movie follows. There is no Utterson. No murders. This was just zany and funny at times! Although, I will give props to Jerry Lewis playing Buddy Love (our “Hyde” persona) because he will make you feel all sorts of uncomfortable. The twisted part of me may have even been a little attracted to him.

    We listen, and we don’t judge!

    You know what? I liked it! There really isn’t anything deep about this movie, save for when you get to the end, when the professor learns it’s best to just be himself. Not so profound, no. A good lesson though!

    And because this is a comedy and there is no threat of death to any of the characters, there is no will. If there were, though, I would want the professor to leave me a serenade by Buddy Love.

    Jerry Lewis can sing, too!

    Yeah, apparently I know nothin’.

    8.2/10

    Siemelle

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    Runtime: 1 hr 28 min

    Starring: Paul Massie, Dawn Addams, and Christopher Lee

    Director: Terence Fisher

    The hell you say?

    Friends! We finally stepped out of the silver screen and into Technicolor! My eyes were starved for what Technicolor could provide me, given that I watched quite a few movies in black and white since I started this journey. To be honest, I think I’ve seen more black-and-white movies this year than I have collectively watched in all my previous years. Black-and-white movies have their charm, naturally, but there is something to be said for a splash of color.

    Real quick, I initially tried to watch this film on Monday night. I made an error in judgment by lying down while watching it and started drifting in and out of sleep. By the time the movie was over, I had absolutely no idea what I had watched. Not to be defeated by my body’s need to recuperate after a long Monday, I sat down (read: my head never touched a pillow, so I was able to stay conscious) on Tuesday evening and rewatched.

    Look at them judging me for falling asleep!

    So, The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll follows the story of Robert Louis Stevenson, but loosely. We still have our good doctor experimenting with things he shouldn’t, still very much trying to separate “good” from “evil”. There are some very big differences, though. In this story, Dr. Jekyll is married to Kitty (Dawn Addams), who is, in turn, having an affair with Dr. Jekyll’s “friend” Paul (Christopher Lee). Oh, don’t worry! This isn’t a spoiler. We find out right there at the beginning of the film that they are having an affair when they embrace and kiss, with Jekyll not more than 40 feet away. As with the other films, when Jekyll turns into Hyde, he does have an affair with a dancer from a club/cabaret named Maria.

    However, Hyde is obsessed with Kitty. Maybe obsessed is a bit much. Hyde is the first to realize that Kitty is having an affair with Paul and sort of makes it his mission to engage with her. I should probably encourage, if you’re going to watch this, to check for your triggers because Hyde – and I’m trying to say this delicately about this very not delicate event in the film – is not nice to Kitty. If you catch what I’m trying to say. Now, assault was alluded to in a few of the other films. While the way the assault is approached is not graphic by today’s standards, it’s definitely more overt than what was presented in the other movies.

    The performances were great! Christopher Lee is always a joy to watch. Dawn Addams is pretty good. Paul Massie? I’m so confused by this portrayal. Alright, first, let me say that this was the first film in which the main character wasn’t presented as transforming from a man into something “monstrous”. We start off with Dr. Jekyll. Beard. Weird haircut. His entire color palette is gray. His voice is manipulated to be deep and monotone, stuck in his intellect sort of way. On the other end of the spectrum, Hyde is presented as a man, not a monster on the outside. Clean-shaven. Neater hair. A higher-pitched voice. Still monotone, but it falls somewhere between psychotic and robotic. Hyde was, genuinely, unnerving without having to be an outward “other”.

    Hyde is shocked by my assessment

    I, honestly, don’t know what to make of this portrayal. Hyde says a few times in the film that he has no feeling. Are we psychotic or are we robotic? I don’t know! Massie’s portrayal of Hyde is much more captivating than that of Jekyll. It was good. It worked for this film.

    Another thing that stood out: this was a Hammer film, so there was a body count. I guess that is to be expected, right? Hammer film. We are going into a new decade with new standards. The decade that gave us the likes of Hitchcock’s Psycho and Romero’s Night of the Living Dead. Times, they are a changin’! I expect things to gradually become more and more graphic and/or upsetting.

    Oh, I can’t remember if there was a mention of the will. If there was, let’s pretend Dr. Jekyll left me the snake.

    Watch the movie to understand. It’s wild.

    Happy Thursday, all!

    Siemelle

  • Daily writing prompt
    If you had to get a tattoo right now, what would it be and why?

    I will start off by saying that I don’t have any tattoos. It’s not something I, personally, would want to do because I’m fairly certain the needle would come two inches away from my skin, and I’d probably vomit. Now, if I had to get a tattoo right now? It would absolutely be a ladybug! No reason. I just really like ladybugs!

    Totally how I dance

    Everyone, have a nice, quiet Sunday evening. Or good morning if you are across the world!

    Siemelle

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  • I don’t even know

    Starring: Janet Smith, George Hastings, and Arthur Shields

    Runtime: 1 hr 11 mins

    Director: Edgar G. Ulmer

    I still don’t know

    I feel like I’m about to half-ass this. Friends, I zoned out while trying to watch this. This time around, Dr. Jekyll had a daughter. I say “had” because there is technically no Dr. Jekyll in this movie. Well, there was a Dr. Jekyll in spirit? Yes, there was a Dr. Jekyll in spirit because, in this movie, he is dead (much like he was when we talked about his son a few posts back). Dead, and that Jerkface McGillicuddy didn’t leave me anything. Oh sure, he left his daughter a bunch of money and his fancy estate. Me? Nada. Not even a quarter for the payphone.

    Anyway, I was so bored. I was so bored that my mind started wandering, and I found myself jolting back into attentive mode, only to realize I really didn’t know what was actually going on. I got the gist. And because the gist is the major reveal at the end of the movie, I can’t even share it, just in case someone wants to watch it later.

    OKAY! Geez.

    Even though this wasn’t for me, it doesn’t mean it’s not worth a watch. I’m assuming. I zoned out, remember? So, maybe you should watch it. Maybe. Or not, I dunno.

    I was bored! That’s all I know. Or I’m uncultured. Both can be true.

    Siemelle

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    Starring: Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, and Boris Karloff

    Director: Charles Lamont

    Runtime: 1 hr 16 min

    Legends

    We have found another comedic adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson’s story! Now, while the previous comedic film (Dr. Pyckle and Mr. Pryde) made me giggle, this film actually made me guffaw. Like, serious, loud, and obnoxious laughter. Apparently, Lou Costello’s delivery of his lines is my type of humor, because I found myself thinking, “Same, dude.” His character reacted the same way I would have reacted. It was a mixture of “are we seriously doing this right now?” and “let’s do literally anything else”.

    Me every time.

    This story follows Slim and Tubby (I know, awful), two Americans who, for some reason, are in London to learn from the police there. Needless to say, they are inept and quickly thrown off the force. Meanwhile, you have Dr. Jekyll (played by Karloff), who is terrorizing London and lusting after his ward. Slim and Tubby get the brilliant idea to apprehend the killer, thereby ensuring they will be asked back to the force. Hijinks ensue!

    Accurate

    I relate so much to Tubby (Costello). He saw some strange shit going down and was like, “Naw, I’m good”. This is the correct reaction to have to movie monsters unless you’re sure you can win! And is your name Nancy Thompson? No? Then why are you going after the scary doctor who wants to murder your face?

    This movie was fun. If you are in the mood to guffaw – I think everyone should partake in a good guffaw at least twice a month – this is a good place to start! True, it’s not exactly scary or faithful to the source material, but I wasn’t mad at this adaptation. I may actually have to seek out more Abbott and Costello films thanks to this Jekyll and Hyde detour.

    • Tubby: Hey, Slim? Slim? I gotta go home. I forgot something.
    • Slim: What did you forget?
    • Tubby: I forgot to stay there.

    Come oooooon. That’s funny!

    Siemelle

  • Because my workday was super long (or, at least, it felt that way), I’m going to rapid-fire the movies I watched in July with a yes, no, or maybe and why.

    A first-time watch for me!

    Yes. I didn’t think it would be my type of film, but I found myself enjoying the performances. 8.9/10

    Love me some Ben Platt

    Maybe. I think you have to be in a certain mood and a certain kind of humor before approaching this. 7.9/10

    Victor is an a-hole

    Maybe. It’s gorgeous, and the performances are very strong, but you definitely have to like a certain kind of brooding or be in a brooding sort of mood. Also, I think this is one of the closest adaptations to the book I’ve seen! 8.7/10

    I want a cool rider, too

    Maybe. A rewatch for me (many times over). A must if you love musicals. Points for the ‘Reproduction’ song. 8.8/10

    I grew up with sheep in the fields next door; I know they can’t talk!

    Yes! I didn’t know what I expected going into the movie, but I left all red-eyed, snotty-nosed, and mumbling “fuck you, movie”. 9/10

    Huh?

    No. Either your story and your characters are strong, or they aren’t. Don’t try to engineer a reaction. It should be organic. 4.5/10

    Flashback to my teen self

    Yes. This was another rewatch. I have always enjoyed this adaptation/take on Cinderella, and I love Drew Barrymore, so there! 8.9/10

    *stare*

    Yes! If you’re uncomfortable while watching this movie, you’re supposed to be. Yes, Bear is a horrible human. Everyone in the film did a terrific job. If Inde Navarrette doesn’t win a slew of awards, I am going to be surprised and then pissed off on her behalf. 9.4/10

    *sigh*

    Absolutely fuckin’ not. I didn’t even finish it. It is definitely a product of a certain time and aesthetic. 1/10

    Hmmm

    No. I have enjoyed Chevy Chase in exactly one movie, and this wasn’t it. There are parts that are mildly amusing, but I don’t have the kind of love for this that other people (particularly in my family) do. 5/10

    Duuuuude

    Yes! Is it high art? No. Did I have a lot of fun with it? Absolutely! 8.8/10

    I think I ended July pretty strongly, and I didn’t even include the two Jekyll and Hyde adaptations to this list. My movie watching for August has started off slowly, but I’m hoping to pick up the pace this weekend.

    I hope everyone’s movie-watching has been going well! I’m open to recommendations!

    Siemelle

  • When it comes to reading (and I do a lot of it), not all tropes are built the same. At least, not for me! There are tropes that I eat up every single time. Seriously, if a trope I love is mentioned in the synopsis – and even if it’s in a story I wouldn’t normally be attracted to – I am absolutely more likely to buy the book, add it to my wishlist, or see if I can get it from KU or Libby. I will gradually start highlighting those tropes, but tonight I was thinking of the tropes I have very, very rarely enjoyed, but want so to love! There are plenty of them. Where, oh where, should I begin? Ah, I know!

    Public Enemy Number One!

    Oh, Brenda!

    Second chance romances.

    I can’t really explain why this one offends my delicate sensibilities so much. I have tried so hard to love reading about former lovers getting their second chance. More often than not, I end up setting the book aside and never picking it up again. Give me a moment to contemplate my dislike.

    For real, I need a moment. Maybe listen to a song. I recommend In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly. Rock out while I think.

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    I thought about it. I don’t love second-chance romances because I feel like I’m missing a very important portion of the history between said characters. There has yet to be a book with this trope that presented the material in a way that fills the gap and convinces me I should care. There has yet to be a story with a dual timeline that was written well enough for one timeline to complement the other. Now, as my friends and family will tell you, I am notorious for choosing books that I end up feeling just “meh” about or not finishing because I just cannot push myself through something I know I am going to give a low rating to. I don’t want to do that because it’s not the book or the author’s fault, really! Chances are, I could pick up another book by the same author that doesn’t include second-chance romance and love it.

    This is one trope I am not going to give up on, though! One day, I will find a second-chance romance that was written for me!

    Until then, I will likely continue to judge those fictional couples trying to make a second go of it.

    Siemelle

  • The last time I blogged about where I buy (or can potentially buy) books, I had focused on the physical locations. There is something special about going into a real store, browsing books, holding them, and looking through them. However, we live in different times, and there is something to be said for the convenience of online shopping. That’s what I would like to highlight here, friends. Now, there are hundreds of independently owned stores (some linked to a physical location and some not), so if you have a favorite site for purchasing books, keep using it! I am going to touch on some of the ones I myself use.

    Walmart, Target, Barnes and Noble, Books-a-Million

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    All those physical locations I mentioned earlier? Hey man, they have websites where you can purchase those books, too, and have them sent straight to your door! Some of them even have same-day delivery (Walmart, Target, and BAM)! So if you’re feeling a bit lazy (I feel ya) and need a book, you could always have one of those places deliver a new story right to your door! There are standard shipping options as well. All I can say is, Barnes and Noble needs to catch up with BAM on the delivery front! Wassup with that, B&N? Why ya slackin’?

    Amazon

    That’s my order…every box.

    Let’s get this one out of the way. Look, I get it. I really do. Amazon has…a lot of issues. I absolutely prefer to shop elsewhere for books, but there are some benefits to purchasing from Amazon. If a book is $30 at Barnes and you can’t justify the cost, Amazon is for sure going to have it cheaper. Maybe just a few dollars cheaper or maybe a good chunk of change cheaper, but cheaper. Also, there are so many indie authors that have their material exclusively at Amazon. I love finding authors (whose books I can only purchase on Amazon) who don’t have many reviews or ratings on Goodreads, so I can support them. Let me put it this way: I am more likely to purchase a book by a well-known author from Barnes & Noble or BAM, but I place an order on Amazon with nothing but books by authors I’ve never heard of before.

    BookOutlet

    This is easily one of my favorite places to shop for overstocked books, books that didn’t sell, and books that are way cheaper than going into any store. Is the catalog of books stable? No, if they sell out of a title, you may never see that book on the site again. Do they place a mark on the pages as a price protection measure? Yes, and rightly so. Is the box a bit of a bitch to open? Also, yes. Why do they do the things they do? I feel like I’m fighting a rabid squirrel whenever I get my order and try to get into that damned box. But this site is worth it. Free shipping if you spend $35 dollars. A few times a year, they have their $5.99 sale. Every time you make a purchase, you get points that add up to different dollar amounts off your order. Sometimes they even throw a coupon into the box your order is in to tempt you into another order. Which always works. Every. Single. Time. But it’s worth it!

    Bookshop.org

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    I will admit that I have only used Bookshop.org a few times, and I really should use it more often. When you sign up, you can choose an independent bookstore. When you make a purchase, some of that profit goes back to that independent bookseller. If you don’t choose a store to support, profits from that sale will be split and shared at six-month intervals (I believe). That being said, why the hell don’t I use this site more often? What the hell is wrong with me? Siemelle must make a note to sit down this weekend and go through the site so she can put it into her regular book-buying rotation!

    Friends, that is not the end of the list. Oh, I will be back to share more places to make bad financial decisions!

    For now, go buy a book! Thems the rules.

    Siemelle

  • Well, that wasn’t in the book!

    Starring: Louis Hayward, Jody Lawrance, Alexander Knox, and Lester Matthews (as my guy Utterson)

    Runtime: 1 hr 18 mins

    I don’t know what to say about this film!

    Neither does she

    Alright, so, apparently we are now operating on the idea that Dr. Jekyll didn’t die at the end of his story. No, he went on to have a wife and a son. A son who is desperate to prove that his father’s work can be recreated. Because of that and who his father was, everyone is all like, “Dude is suspicious AF.” They are especially suspicious when people start getting attacked and killed. Clearly, Edward is up to no good, just like his father! Yeah, apparently Dr. Jekyll named his son after the fiend who terrorized people. Interesting choice!

    Dr. Lanyon plays a role (as he did in the original story), trying to determine what is actually going on with Edward. Did Edward crack the code of his father’s experiment? And Utterson! Utterson has a daughter named Lynn, who is also Edward’s fiancée. I’m trying not to take offense that there is no last will and testament in this rendition of the story. If there were, I would imagine Edward Jekyll would leave me a chemistry set (his profession – chemist).

    I’m going to be honest. I was bored. Right in the middle of the film, I decided it was a great time to cut my toenails. Maybe I was just having an off night/week. This film wasn’t bad, but it is definitely not going to be a highlight in this Jekyll and Hyde journey.

    I do so want to do science with a chemistry set though! Be so for real, this would be a disaster in my hands!

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